This is brilliant!

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
02/04/2016 at 09:18 • Filed to: None

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The next time you get a call from a telemarketer you have an excellent option. You can transfer the call to the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and sit back while their bot wastes the time of the scammer / telemarketer / phone bot that was going to waste your time. Yes, I see that this was posted to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on Monday. If we waste enough of the phone scammers / telemarketers time (read money) it won’t be worth it for them to keep harassing us and soon they will go extinct. Do it so that one day our children will be free of the scourge of telemarketers.

When you get a call from a telemarketer and they ask something like “Mr. Jones?”, say “Oh, you want Mr. Jones? Sure hang on – he’s right here…” then,

Press “add call”Dial my robot at 214-666-4321. While you’re dialing, keep chatting into your phone like you’re trying to get Mr. Jones (“yeah – phone for you”, “okay, he’s coming hang on…”, etc)Press “Add call” or “Merge call” or “Conference” or whatever will add the robot to the conversation.MUTE YOURSELF so your background noise doesn’t affect the conversation.Listen to the call, and hang up when the telemarketer hangs up.

Press “add call”

Dial my robot at 214-666-4321. While you’re dialing, keep chatting into your phone like you’re trying to get Mr. Jones (“yeah – phone for you”, “okay, he’s coming hang on…”, etc)

Press “Add call” or “Merge call” or “Conference” or whatever will add the robot to the conversation.

MUTE YOURSELF so your background noise doesn’t affect the conversation.

Press “add call”Dial my robot at 214-666-4321. While you’re dialing, keep chatting into your phone like you’re trying to get Mr. Jones (“yeah – phone for you”, “okay, he’s coming hang on…”, etc)Press “Add call” or “Merge call” or “Conference” or whatever will add the robot to the conversation.MUTE YOURSELF so your background noise doesn’t affect the conversation.Listen to the call, and hang up when the telemarketer hangs up.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
02/04/2016 at 09:34

Kinja'd!!!0

Earns the Bub-Bun Seal of Approval!

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Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
02/04/2016 at 09:34

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Until the following is an option on my phone

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No, thank you


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
02/15/2016 at 13:33

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Or, send in the PHONE SPIDERS